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Dude, You’re Getting a Mac!

I’m writing this using my laptop attached to my desktop widescreen high def monitor, while using a wireless keyboard and mouse. Basically, I’ve turned my laptop into my temporary desktop. Why, you ask? Because for the last time, my PC … Continue reading

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A Place For My Stuff

George Carlin did a routine about his “stuff.” It’s really funny and I can’t even hope to improve upon his master class on comedy! But I have to talk about my stuff. I have accumulated a lot of stuff in … Continue reading

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How I Met My Future

I got married when I was twenty years old. Everyone said we were too young to know what we were doing. They were probably right, but we were married for 15 years, had three wonderful boys, and currently have a … Continue reading

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I’m Hungry!!!

Those who know me well know I can get kind of cranky when I get hungry.  I’m not talking about, “hey, my stomach is growling” kind of hungry.  I’m talking about, “I will eat the spleen of the next person … Continue reading

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Vacation Weirdness

For years, my vacations have consisted of me taking a 3-day weekend here, a 4-day weekend there.  I haven’t been on a week-long vacation in over five years!  I haven’t traveled out of the country since before passports were required to enter … Continue reading

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Be Vewy Vewy Quiet

I’ve never understood hunting.  Way back in the days of the hunters & gatherers, I guess my ancestors were gatherers.  No one in my family went hunting or wanted to go hunting.  The extent of our fishing was throwing a cheap … Continue reading

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Hello World!

All my life I’ve felt like I operate outside of the “normal” of the rest of the world.  In a family of 13 siblings, I was a loner.  That upbringing is probably the genesis of my ability and desire to … Continue reading

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